Lynda's Barber Shop Fort Huachuca • Sierra Vista, Arizona Barber Jokes Customer: What do you have for gray hair? Barber: The greatest respect! Customer: Now that I've started to lose my hair, your haircuts ought to be cheaper. Barber: On the contrary, sir! It takes me longer to find them! Customer: How do I avoid falling hair? Barber: I'd jump out of the way! Customer: What do you think of my new toupee? Barber: Great! I can't tell it from a wig, sir! Barber: How would you like your hair cut? Customer: Off? A new barber shop opened for business right across the street from the old Master Barber's establishment and put up a big bold sign which read: "WE GIVE SEVEN-DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign declaring: "WE FIX SEVEN-DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!" A priest went into a Washington, D.C., barbershop, had his hair cut and asked how much he owed. "No charge, Father," the barber said. "I consider it a service to the Lord." When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small prayer books with a thank you note from the priest. A few days later a police officer came in for a trim. "How much do I owe you?" the cop asked after his haircut. "No charge, Officer," the barber answered. "I consider it a service to my community." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts with a thank you note from the police officer. A few days later, a Senator dropped in for a haircut. "How much do I owe you?" he asked. "No charge," the barber replied. "I consider it a service to my country." When he arrived at the shop the next morning, the barber found a dozen Senators waiting on the stoop. Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts. Barber-Surgeon: Please come in, sir. Your haircut is about as good as cups to a dead man! [ Home | The History of the Barber Pole ] [ Employment Opportunity ]